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Hey there, I’m Steff! I’m a cute, tiny girl who likes other girls. I used to like men a whole lot, but then I met this guy. With him in my life, there’s no need for other guys. I’ll never find anyone that’s as perfect for me as he is :] However, I am interested in mingling with other females, so if you’re cute, hit me up! ;]

I’m awkward, hilarious, and unique. I don’t take anything too seriously and I like to have fun! I wear bandanas and oversized sweaters from the 80s. Next year, I’m going to put a lot of my effort into becoming a Suicide Girl, or just alternative modeling in general. I am also going to pursue my dream of becoming an accomplished tattoo artist…after I get inked up myself, that is! :P

Yes sir, I’ve got big plans for 2012 and I’m not going to let anyone stop me on my way to happiness and success.