Whoever says “Happy Anniversary” on the 21st of that particular month first wins. Because we often forget. So it can be challenging.
We’ve been together for a year and a half, but today is our official 6 month anniversary.
I remembered while I was making coffee, so I brought his mug in and I was going to say it as I handed it to him.
But he was at the sink blowing his nose, so I figured I’d just wait a minute and bring my coffee in from the kitchen.
So as I walked back in, he was like, “Hey…”
And I was like “NO.”
GODDAMMIT I SHOULD HAVE SAID IT THE FIRST TIME I WAS IN THE ROOM
I LOST THE BIG SIX MONTH MILESTONE
It’s like being in 1st place and coming up right to the finish line and then that buttface right behind you passes you at the last second.
I MEAN COME ON